A#      A7      Am7     B7      Bm      C       C#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    OOO|   
 |O||    ||||    ||||    O|OO    |OOO    ||||    ||||   
 O|||    ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||    |||O    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    |||O   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Cdim7   Cm      D       D#      Ddim7   Em      Em7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O    O|O|    ||||    ||||   
 O|O|    ||||    OOO|    ||||    |O|O    |||O    |O|O   
 |O|O    |OOO    ||||    |OO|    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F#      G       G#      G#m     Gsus4   
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O|O    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||   
 ||O|    |O|O    ||||    |||O    |O||   
 O|||    ||O|    |O|O    |O||    ||OO   
 ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||O|    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
Em              C               G               G    D/F#
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Em               C                 D    G/D D
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Cdim7
 Things have been OK for me
 Em              Em7/D     A7/C#
except that I'm a zombie now
                           D
I really wish you'd let us in

C                 G                B7         Em  (G)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  C                 G                B7         Em  (G)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    C
But here's an FYI:
Cm
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
G G    D D           C C             D D
All we want to do is eat your brains
            G G                  D D                     C
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

G G    D D           C C             D D
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Em Em         Bm Bm           C
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       C    G    Am7
If you open up the doors
C         G      C        D
We'll all come inside and eat your
G
brains


[verse]
Em               C                    G                     D/F#
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Em                        C               D    G/D D
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Cdim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
Em                Em7/D           A7/C#
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 D
And then you'll have to make the call

    C                G               B7                 Em  (G)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    C             G                 B7             Em  (G)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    C
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Cm
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
G G    D D           C C             D D
All we want to do is eat your brains
            G G                  D D                     C
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

G G    D D           C C             D D
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Em Em         Bm Bm           C
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       C    G    Am7
If you open up the doors
C         G      C        D
We'll all come inside and eat your
G
brains


[bridge]
            A#               Ddim7     G#
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         G#m                             D#
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          A#               Ddim7           Cm
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          G
I guess I am


[solo]
G G | D D
C C | D D
G G | D D
C

G G   | D D
C C   | D D
Em Em | Bm Bm
C Em


[verse]
Em                C                  G                  D/F#
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   Em                C             D      G/D D
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Cdim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Em                  Em7/D          A7/C#
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             D
I guess we'll table this for now

    C               G                B7         Em  (G)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
C                  G                  B7          Em  (G)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          C
And we'll put this thing to bed
Cm
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
G G    D D           C C             D D
All we want to do is eat your brains
            G G                  D D                     C
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

G G    D D           C C             D D
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Em Em         Bm Bm           C
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       C    G    Am7
If you open up the doors
C         G      C        D
We'll all come inside and eat your
G  Gsus4  G
brains